Parallel Parking, You done me wrong

It was  perilous driving lesson today.  I think my driving instructor has had it with me. I know how to parallel park and three point turn but I always overthink it. When I stopped overthinking it, I made the straightest parallel park known to him…so he says. Then then the three point turn came to me in a foggy dream and called out to me, “Do it, you idiot!”.  I’m petrified of the road test because I can’t seem to calm down when it comes to parking.  Driving doesn’t bother me but parking does.  Anybody can stop at a stop sign but who can get within 8 inches of the curb in parallel parking.  I wonder how strict my road test administer will be. Will she flunk me? Will she hit me with her clip board and throw me from the moving car? Will I ever recover? Stay tuned folks.

~ by breadlinepalace on May 21, 2008.