The Vortex of Lefferts Place

My apartment is so empty that I wanted to cry. To calm my heart, I ate a pint of breyers chocolate ice cream from the Family Dollar Store. It didn’t do much for my diet but it was sinfully delicious.  But I’m getting ahead of myself. Sunday started out grand. The buyers were finally biting again. I got a buyer right away for the portable AC. I was weired out when I called back the number and they didn’t know who he was but I think he used a different email name than his real name. I would have been intrigued by the intrigue but I just wanted the damn thing out. Some cute guy dressed in doctor’s scrubs showed up and after asking a ridiculous amount of questions and having me plug it up and run exhaust in my living room, he bought the thing. Then later an Alabamian couple showed up. The only bought my bamboo place matts but at least they were pleasant. They just moved here 3 days ago. Oh, to have the freshness of the first NYC smog in my lungs to wisk me away to days of yore. I can’t wait to get on the beach bitches!

~ by breadlinepalace on May 19, 2008.