Intellect is expensive, stupidity is free

I’ve been dealing with Craigslist again. I want to say that things are slightly better but the morons who just bought my bed frame need their IQs checked. First, I asked listed the bed as best offer with a price but still they decided to ask me how much to pay. I should have said 2,000 euros and see if they would go to the money exchange. Then they asked me how many trips they would have to take to load the unassembled frame. I should have said “If you’re an octopus, 1 trip. If not, 8 trips.” Then they asked me if I had a dresser to sell them even though it wasn’t listed in the ad. I had a bridge I could sell them but I’m sure they don’t want it. They also asked what other items I had for sale. Of course all those items were listed in the same posting as the bed and have been for 2 weeks but any one could have missed it. Helen Keller…Stevie Wonder…anyone. I still have a few items left to sell but I think I have to request that they take both a street smarts test and IQ test before I can give them my number and address. Otherwise, I going to snap. Just wanted to share.

~ by breadlinepalace on May 17, 2008.