I’ve been inducted
My head has been spinning since I took a Sudafed and I’m wondering if I’m feeling better because I’m high or actually have sinus pressure relief. People think so poorly of those cooky teenagers making Sudafed meth but I think they should be heralded as resourceful lads and ladettes. They pulled themselves up by their cocaine-dusted bootstraps and have come up with an inventive way to get high. Shouldn’t they be applauded for their chemist aspirations? Should they be recognized for finding a cheap solution to getting high in these difficult times? We’ll it’s time for another Sudafed…all I need now is a rolled up dollar bill and a street corner to beg on…
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